As We Approach 2018, These Seven 2017 Questions Remain Unanswered

It's the end of the year. We're slowly winding down from 2017, leaving the past behind us, and looking forward to 2018, and all that New Year's has to bring us. BUT WAIT! We still have some burning questions. Questions that need answers. I don't know if I can sing Auld Lang Syne until I know what happened here...

1 - What was Schlipman's Answer?

Is there a wedding in the future? Or was this just a creepy stalker? And if it is a wedding, do they need an officiant? I'm ordained, I can do it. And we've got our Bridal Expos coming up if you need stuff for the wedding. WHAT HAPPENED TO SCHLIPMAN?!

2 - Has this Pike County Bad Ass been contained?

I don't want that roaming the woods. It's like a bad Halloween movie.

3 - Has anyone checked on this Quincy police officer?

Some say he's still up there to this day.

4 - What happened to the Brothers Osborne's bus?

Was it fixed and taken to them in Nashville? Or are the Brothers Osborne hermit crabs, shedding one bus and moving into a new one?

5 - Which Jimmy John's is faster?

The boundaries of their delivery areas border each other, so we should probably figure this out with science. But that's A LOT of work.

6 - Has Jon Pardi forgiven us yet?

We feel bad for completely underestimating Friend of the Show Jon Pardi at this year's CMA awards.

7 - Who the hell is Dave and why am I spending so much time in his basement?!

First the Super Bowl! Then St. Patrick's Day! For some reason, Mother's Day! Lastly, a heatwave! ALL SPENT IN DAVE'S BASEMENT! WHO IS HE?! I'M SO IN THE WEEDS WITH DAVE'S BASEMENT!