Who’s That Lady Standing at 24th and Spruce?

Move over Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tubeman! There’s a new used car pitchman (err…pitchwoman) in town! Everybody, meet LaKia Carlotta.

Sup, girl. Wanna go for a test drive?

I saw this polo-clad blonde bombshell while driving down 24th and I was smitten. There was a connection. Dare I say, there were sparks.

My God, just look at her!

Nothing? Okay try playing this first...

NOW look at her...

There you go. See what I mean?

Constantly approached by passersby requesting selfies, apparently Miss Carlotta (do you get it yet?) has become quite the Q-Town celebrity.

A Facebook contest to name the statuesque saleswoman recently brought in hundreds of suggestions including the punderful “Anita Newride” and “Carmen Sellectra” as well as a few terrible choices like “Dave”. Really?

So if you’re ever in the area, stop by and say hi. Take a selfie. Maybe buy her a drink. See where things go from there.

You know what? Forget it.