REPORT: Clowns Spotted In Quincy Overnight
I guess it was bound to happen sooner or later, right?
Creepy clowns have been reportedly spotted goin’ down to South Park to have themselves a time.
According to WCIL Scanner Radio’s Facebook page, the Quincy Police Department were called to Quincy’s South Park shortly before midnight Friday for a “reported sighting of clowns”. You have GOT to be kidding me.
Try as we might to block it from memory, we all remember the creepy clown invasion that swept the country last year (and Quincy was no exception). In recent weeks, we’ve seen pranksters pulling off uniquely terrifying balloon pranks inspired by the ultra creepy It remake among other clown-related antics ranging from funny to terrifying depending on your degree of coulrophobia. I suppose this was just a matter of time before the freaking clowns themselves made their less than anticipated return to the public eye.
I apologize that this is even a thing that needs to be said, but stop dressing up like clowns (unless it’s Halloween or you’re a professional on your way to a birthday party to twist up some wicked balloon swords, then it’s okay).