FREE TACOS Thanks to the NBA Finals!
Everybody goes on and on about Lebron James being the Greatest Of All Time, or GOAT. But has he ever won us free tacos? I mean... in a roundabout way, by not contributing enough to win last night, he did. But Kevin Durant put up 43 of the Golden State Warriors 110 points while in Cleveland last night, stealing a road win in the finals, and earning each and every one of us a free taco. So he's the real MVP, and eligible for GOAT-hood.
All you have to do is go to Taco Bell next Wednesday from 2-6pm for a free Doritos Locos Taco. That's literally it. Durant did the heavy lifting. So go. Enjoy your free taco. This almost as good as when Little Caesar's gave away a free personal pizza after the March Madness #16 seed upset.