13 Odd Finds at Quincy’s Goodwill Store
The new Goodwill store in Quincy opened today (yay!), so I decided to take a stroll through the crowded aisles and see what hand-me-down treasures I could find. Here's what I came up with...
- 1
This "Yakety Sax" vinyl
Because "Yakety Sax" makes everything better. Here, just play this while you read the rest of the post.
- 2
This scary coach clown thing
This image shall haunt my dreams forever.
"YOU THERE! BUY ME! PUT ME ON YOUR SHELF!"
-Coach Clown - 3
This Members Only jacket
Ahh, I see from your excessive number of collar snaps that you are also a member. Welcome aboard.
- 4
These cat pants
"I can haz cat pantz? Paw-leeeeez?"
Buy these cat pants right meow.
- 5
This VHS copy of "The Mighty Ducks"
Meet your new coach, kids! An alcoholic and verbally-abusive lawyer who is pretty much here to avoid jailtime and hook up with your moms and teachers. QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!
- 6
This jacket (from our "Summer Collection")
Does that thing come with batteries?
- 7
"How I Got This Way" by Regis Philbin
You sure you don't want to buy this? Is that your final answer?
- 8
This reference guide to a very complex sport
And don't worry, NASCAR fans, there are a lot of pictures and very few big words (I kid, I kid).
- 9
This "iMac for Dummies" book from 1998
I do have one question. What is an "internet"?
- 10
This "Holy Cow" Mug
(An artist's rendering, anyway)Okay, funny story. There was this mug with a hole in it with some cow spots and what not and it said "Holy Cow". Cute, right? As I was lining up to take a picture of it, a lady picked it up and walked off.
So here's what it would have looked like.
- 11
This All-American Brooks & Dunn T-Shirt
"Only in America" indeed! Aww, why so blue, Brooks?
- 12
This Shake Weight
What's everybody looking at? I'm exercising.
- 13
This Hooters glass
Still not as suggestive as the Shake Weight.