13 Odd Finds at Quincy’s Goodwill Store

Because "Yakety Sax" makes everything better. Here, just play this while you read the rest of the post.

This image shall haunt my dreams forever.

"YOU THERE! BUY ME! PUT ME ON YOUR SHELF!"
-Coach Clown

Ahh, I see from your excessive number of collar snaps that you are also a member. Welcome aboard.

"I can haz cat pantz? Paw-leeeeez?"

Buy these cat pants right meow.

Meet your new coach, kids! An alcoholic and verbally-abusive lawyer who is pretty much here to avoid jailtime and hook up with your moms and teachers. QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!

Does that thing come with batteries?

You sure you don't want to buy this? Is that your final answer?

And don't worry, NASCAR fans, there are a lot of pictures and very few big words (I kid, I kid).

I do have one question. What is an "internet"?

Okay, funny story. There was this mug with a hole in it with some cow spots and what not and it said "Holy Cow". Cute, right? As I was lining up to take a picture of it, a lady picked it up and walked off.

So here's what it would have looked like.

"Only in America" indeed! Aww, why so blue, Brooks?

What's everybody looking at? I'm exercising.

Still not as suggestive as the Shake Weight.