13 Odd Finds at Quincy’s Goodwill Store
The new Goodwill store in Quincy opened today (yay!), so I decided to take a stroll through the crowded aisles and see what hand-me-down treasures I could find. Here's what I came up with...
Ben Braun Ben Braun1This "Yakety Sax" vinyl
Because "Yakety Sax" makes everything better. Here, just play this while you read the rest of the post.
Ben Braun Ben Braun2This scary coach clown thing
This image shall haunt my dreams forever.
"YOU THERE! BUY ME! PUT ME ON YOUR SHELF!"
-Coach Clown
Ben Braun Ben Braun3This Members Only jacket
Ahh, I see from your excessive number of collar snaps that you are also a member. Welcome aboard.
Ben Braun Ben Braun4These cat pants
"I can haz cat pantz? Paw-leeeeez?"
Buy these cat pants right meow.
Ben Braun Ben Braun5This VHS copy of "The Mighty Ducks"
Meet your new coach, kids! An alcoholic and verbally-abusive lawyer who is pretty much here to avoid jailtime and hook up with your moms and teachers. QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!
Ben Braun Ben Braun6This jacket (from our "Summer Collection")
Does that thing come with batteries?
Ben Braun Ben Braun7"How I Got This Way" by Regis Philbin
You sure you don't want to buy this? Is that your final answer?
Ben Braun Ben Braun8This reference guide to a very complex sport
And don't worry, NASCAR fans, there are a lot of pictures and very few big words (I kid, I kid).
Ben Braun Ben Braun9This "iMac for Dummies" book from 1998
I do have one question. What is an "internet"?
Ben Braun Ben Braun10This "Holy Cow" Mug
(An artist's rendering, anyway)Okay, funny story. There was this mug with a hole in it with some cow spots and what not and it said "Holy Cow". Cute, right? As I was lining up to take a picture of it, a lady picked it up and walked off.
So here's what it would have looked like.
Ben Braun Ben Braun11This All-American Brooks & Dunn T-Shirt
"Only in America" indeed! Aww, why so blue, Brooks?
Ben Braun Ben Braun12This Shake Weight
What's everybody looking at? I'm exercising.
Ben Braun Ben Braun13This Hooters glass
Still not as suggestive as the Shake Weight.
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