You may be able to slow down Missourians sometimes, but you'll rarely stop them. Even though flooding has closed much of Missouri's Crystal City Underground Caves, you can still kayak them.

If you enjoy kayaking and exploring caves, this might just be your perfect adventure. It's the Crystal City Underground near Festus, Missouri and it offers an experience unlike just about any other.

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It's interesting that the official Crystal City Underground website mentions that flooding has been a problem in the area which is why all other activities are shut down at the moment. It appears that disc golf and pole vaulting are normally options here.

Pole vaulting? Hmm. Never underestimate a Missourian's ability to innovate. Yes, disc golf in a cave might be the most Missouri thing ever.

That's how the caves look when there isn't flooding happening. I am amazed at the thought of disc golf IN A CAVE.

I highly recommend you explore the official Crystal City Underground website if you're not familiar with the place. Festus, Missouri is just south of St. Louis and makes for an easy day trip if you have adventure in your veins and some time to burn.

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