Which Missouri Mascot Does AI Think Would Win in a Mascot Fight?

Now that the NFL season is over and major league baseball won’t play official games until late March, let’s distract ourselves with a weirdly odd and fun hypothetical…

“In a Missouri mascot fight between: Fredbird, KC Wolf, Sluggerrr, Louie and Truman Tiger, who would win???”

I posed this question to five different A.I.’s. here are brief summaries of how each one broke it down.

Chat GPT -  Defers to historical significance and symbolic strength and decides for Truman Tiger to take the belt.

Meta AI -- Chose to consider the tenure of Dan Meers, the guy wearing the KC Wolf outfit, pointing out that he was also Truman Tiger at one time. Because of that elongated experience, KC Wolf is the pick.

Perplexity –  Also gave extra weight to Dan Meers as KC Wolf because of his many years wearing the suit and previous time as Truman Tiger. With the veteran status tipping the debate, KC Wolf was the choice.

Grok – Highlights KC Wolf’s seasoning in dealing with extra loud and rowdy situations to underscore a potential psychological advantage. That’s three for KC Wolf….

Google Gemini --  Was curious if there were specific fight rules that might favor one mascot over another, but lacking that info went with Fredbird and KC Wolf based on size and physicality.

Checking the scorecards, we find 3 ½ for KC Wolf. 1 for Truman Tiger and ½ for Fredbird.

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*Point worth noting – When I originally proposed this question to the different A.I’s they gave me different answers. I asked again today just to see if the answers would be the same. All of them delivered a different answer today. Overall KC Wolf was highlighted most, followed by Truman Tiger and then Louie and Fredbird. A couple of the A.I. programs wouldn’t commit today (Gemini and Perplexity).

Yes, it’s a hypothetical, and there is no real “right” answer. Just keep in mind when you ask A.I. hypothetical questions it may not stick to one answer day after day.