Want to Drive a Monster Truck? Bigfoot Needs You!
Do you ever think to yourself “I like my job, but I wish it involved more monster trucks”?
Well you’re in luck. The folks just down the road at Missouri’s BIGFOOT 4x4 Inc. are looking for someone to take the wheel of the iconic monster truck and you can apply to be that greasy, modern-day superhero right now.
According to the ad on their official Facebook page, the ideal candidate is someone "who will work the hours, make the commitment, and really understands the amount of work and determination it takes to succeed in this fast-paced, yet self-satisfying, way of life". Proficiency in Word and Excel are not required, but an affection for automotive carnage and everything AMERICA certainly is.
But if you’re looking for weekends off, you’re out of luck. You will be required to work on SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!!
Interested applicants may contact at firstname.lastname@example.org for more information or to apply.