Speed Racer

I realize that there are bigger issues in our world today (*election*...*cough*...*election*). But, I need to state for the record that I think monkeys are great. Not once has a monkey ever cut me off when I'm trying to get in the turn lane on Broadway. Not once. I've also never had a monkey make fun of me due to the fact that I grew up in Hannibal. Not even once.

I spend a lot of time on YouTube. I'm not talking about a few minutes a day. I mean literally hours upon hours on YouTube. It's become my favorite thing on the internet. Why? First of all, I am easily distracted. That certainly helps. And, for someone with a limited attention span like me, YouTube is a place you can get lost in. Full episodes of Knight Rider? Check. Some guy trying to jump a picku

I can honestly say that if you like my radio show, you can thank the Speed Racer cartoon. And, if you can't stand me, it's all Speed Racer's fault. I owe a lot of who I am to Speed Racer. I watched it constantly when I was a kid and now that I'm an adult, I wear very embarrassing-for-my-age Speed Racer t-shirts.