Pigs

Good luck trying to catch this little Missouri pig. Her name is Daisy and a new video share shows that she moves faster than greased lightning.

I've tried to come up with some deep thought about what this video means. The simple fact is that I can't. It's a Missouri piglet that just won't say off of the family sofa and that's it.

I could have saved this person a ton of time. A fancy new map declares that (*wait for it*) we have a lot of cows here in the tri-states. Yes, someone really devoted time out of their day to figuring this least surprising news ever out.

I must confess that I have never ever wondered about this, but thanks to an online share I now know what the nicknames of Missouri and Illinois would be if we were pigs.

Well, here's something you don't see every day. The brother of one of our staff members has decided to adopt two pot-bellied pigs. Staff Member's Brother brought in the baby pigs - piglets is probably the technical term, I guess - to visit. Several bacon jokes ensued, and the girls in the front office enjoyed taking pictures of the two little pigs.

I love animals. Grew up with many dogs and have never gone hunting. (I was always afraid the deer would steal my gun and come after me)  But, thanks to my new diet routine, animals fear me.  Welcome to the world of low-carb food.