My dad used to work as a door greeter at the Hannibal, Missouri Walmart, so I consider myself something of an expert of the trillions of strange things you can get there. Limiting it to just the strangest 7 is difficult.
I will admit that I'm not a great gift giver, so perhaps I shouldn't be the one giving tips on what you should or shouldn't give your wife for Mother's Day. However, now that I think about it, I really am an example of things you should never give your wife if you're a Missouri man like I am.
My dad worked for the US Postal Service in Missouri for more than 3 decades. He never brought gifts home and now I understand why. There are rules about what postal carriers/mail men/mail women can accept as gifts and I'm genuinely surprised at the list of do's and don'ts.