There was a time I wanted personalized plates for my car, something like “Sam I Am,” but it never happened. Every year, hundreds of plates get approved, but even more are rejected. Last year was no exception.

Creative Plate Requests Missouri Rejected

I have to give credit where it’s due: people got really creative trying to get their plates approved through the state of Missouri. I’m honestly impressed with some of them, and I give you all two thumbs up for that.

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But Missouri likes to keep things, how should I put it…“clean.” And while we can laugh and giggle at some of these, I honestly can’t imagine driving around with plates like these on my car. These are the 2025 rejected plates.

NSFW and Hilarious Designs

A little disclaimer: some of these are NSFW, so you might want to check them out when you have a little time to yourself. Enjoy!

Hysterical Rejected Missouri License Plates for 2025

If you're thinking about getting personalized plates when you purchase a new car, here are some you might want to avoid asking permission to use.

Gallery Credit: Samantha Barnes

I’ll admit, there are some on here that I have NO IDEA what they mean, but props to the State of Missouri for understanding every single plate request. Here’s the full list, so you can see for yourself. I challenge you to try to figure out what some of these are.

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