Kansas

Missouri has one of the nation's largest ever outbreaks of tuberculosis happening right on its doorstep.

This might be one of the ultimate quick Missouri day trips for nostalgic pizza lovers. There exists a Pizza Hut museum that is just a hop, skip and a jump from Missouri that's an easy day trip.

I predict this will turn into a dumpster fire of political comments, but that's certainly not the way I intend it. It's a true story about how many in Missouri are concerned about a secure border - not from Mexico, but Kansas.

There's good news and bad news. The bad news is the end of days may be almost upon us. The good news is you can survive in missile silos near Missouri that have been converted into elaborate luxurious doomsday condos.

The internet loves to tell you the most popular places that people move to and I understand that. I'd like to share the opposite with you. It's the only state in America that no one in Missouri moved to last year and it's not Hawaii or Alaska in case you're wondering.

If you were awake bright and early Wednesday morning, you might have seen a spectacular sky sight over Missouri. It was a mammoth meteor that fortunately exploded over the state and was witnessed as far away as Nebraska.

You don't see a sky sight like this every day. A backyard camera in Missouri captured video of a humongous meteor as it was exploding in the skies over Iowa.

I am a little afraid to share this news for fear that the narcissists that surround Missouri will come find me, but I'll be brave. There is new science and data that claims Missouri is literally surrounded by narcissists. Brace yourself for the truth.

I am not a political person, so sharing this news will be quite a challenge. I've learned that one of America's most conservative cities is in Missouri. Well, it's sort of in Missouri. OK, so that means I'll have two challenges in front of me.

I realize that I'm going to have a lot of explaining to do with this one because it's a brand new 2024 ranking of the best cities to raise a family in the United States. One of the top ones is almost nearly in Missouri. It really might as well be in Missouri. The best parts kind of are in Missouri. Now, let the explaining begin.