cave

I found something or actually someplace that I cannot explain. It's a Missouri town or at least it used to be, but the official population is zero. It's like nothing was ever there, but I can prove there used to be.

UPDATE: According to kranzproperties.com, the property is no longer available ORIGINAL STORY: This Missouri cave located in Eldon, Missouri (near the Lake of the Ozarks) is officially on the market.

While the term “small town” is certainly objective (sorry John Cougar Mellencamp), Missouri does have its fair share of towns that no one would ever classify as anything but. And it turns out, the smallest of the small is right down the road.