See Missouri’s ‘Most Boring Place’ – It’s Swimming in Money

If this is boredom, sign me up. The internet has just declared the most boring place in Missouri and the only thing I can think of is they must be so tired of counting all those dollar bills they have pouring out of their windows.

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I usually get a good laugh when Roadsnacks does something new, but this one made me roar with laughter. They rattled off what they believe are the "10 most boring places in Missouri". How does one define what makes a place boring? It appears that they don't like married or old people. They also must think wealth is so boring based on the place they put at the top of their list.

What is the most boring place in Missouri?

This isn't me talking, but they say it's none other than Ladue. About a third of those in Ladue are married and the average age is just south of 50. Oh, and the median house cost is almost ONE MILLION DOLLARS. That's ALL CAPS because that's a ton of money.

I have nothing against rich people. I'd love to be one of them someday actually. (Editor's Note: keep dreaming, loser)

I must confess I'm confused about why the internet thinks Ladue is boring. I've known a grand total of 1 person who lived in Ladue and they weren't bored. They were actually very excited trying to figure out where they could drive their Lamborghini.

If Ladue is boredom, I'll be a monkey's uncle.