I fully expect to get mocked for this, so feel free if you have the urge. But, I've always attempted to be honest with people and this is no exception. Here goes. It's now just over a month away and I want to explain why I don't celebrate Halloween. Not even a little bit. Believe it or not, I do have serious reasons why. If you can stop laughing long enough (I don't blame you if you are), I'll attempt to explain myself.