Country Terminator?

It's no secret to those that know me that I want to be Terminator...as in John Connor, you're in trouble.

Fox News reported this morning that liquid body armor has now been developed for real.  Their article stated:

Formally known as Shear Thickening Liquid, the fluid has special particles that are freely suspended. The particles collide when the fluid is disturbed, which creates a resistance to the disturbance.

I have no idea what that means, but it sure sounds cool.  I also think it has practical uses.  Remember that story earlier this week about Justin Moore being ticked off at Ashton Kutcher?  Now, Justin can become a Terminator and do something about it!

What would you do if you could be a Terminator?  Perhaps this isn't the most appropriate subject matter on Good Friday, but then again, I am rarely an appropriate disc jockey....