Terminator

It's Cyber Monday, the day where people try to score great deals on billions of things they find on sale on the Internet. Or, so they would have you think. As for me, I think this is just one of the tricks the machines are trying to play on us before they become self-aware. Am I the only person that has seen the Terminator movies?

It's Judgment Day for me.  No, the Terminator has not found me because it learned that I will lead the resistance when the machines take over.  (Our on-air computer has already tried today)  No, Judgment Day for me is an ultrasound machine that will tell me if my next child is gonna watch Young & The Restless or NASCAR.

It's no secret to those that know me that I want to be Terminator...as in John Connor, you're in trouble.