The St. Louis Cardinals are in need of some serious help in 2017.

I mean, yeah, they need a power bat and they need to figure out what’s going on at second and they could use a reliever or two. But what they REALLY need is a batboy!

The Cardinals are currently in search of a batboy to “assist the clubhouse manager with on-field and off-field duties”. You must be at least 16 years of age and currently in high school or college (college preferred) with a 3.0 GPA. And obviously you’re going to need to be available for 81 home games and (hopefully) the postseason as well. Probably a bit of a hike for kids in our area, but not entirely unreasonable I suppose.

So if you know someone that fits the bill, send them THIS LINK and tell them to get their application sent in. And as long as we’re networking here, if you know of a left-handed power hitter that can play corner outfield, go ahead and have him submit a resume too. You never know.