stupid criminals

Genius awards today prove that when mystery money shows up in your bank account, it's probably best not to just spend it without question. It's also bad to hang out naked next to Dunkin Donuts.

Today's genius awards include a trio of Missouri teens who thought an urn full of ashes was cocaine, and yes, they tried to snort it.

Today's genius awards put the spotlight on more people who clearly don't understand social media, and a teacher who picked a bad day to show up drunk at school.

In genius awards today we highlight a spoon-wielding would-be bank robber, and a man that thought flashing women outside a couple retail store was a good way to find a girlfriend.

Today's genius awards feature a wanted man who was arrested after he was dumb enough to comment on his own mug shot on social media.

Genius awards today show why you shouldn't try moves from 'Dirty Dancing' on your own, and why it's a bad idea to sell stolen merchandise back to the person it was stolen from.

Today's genius awards prove that making someone a bad birthday cake can get you shot, and a tip on how not to label your weed container.

Genius awards today show us how NOT to break into a car, and why it was a bad day to have the last name Alvarez.

You've heard don't drink and drive, and don't text and drive before. Apparently now we have to tell people not to bird watch and drive. That and more in today's genius awards.

Today's genius awards beg the question, what on earth is wrong with people in Florida!?