Today is National Fast Food Day. Next Friday is Black Friday. Normally that's when all the amazing deals are, but Wendy's is stepping in to make sure you get a good deal every day for the next week. That deal? A free Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger.

Damn right a free Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger! You know how you'll be sitting there on Thanksgiving, all Scroogeian, dissatisfied with the traditional offerings of turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, cranberries and pumpkin pie? Bah! Humbug you say to your loving mother who spent all day in a hot kitchen make a delicious meal for you!

You demand our meat to be in the form of a patty, and square. You demand bacon! You don't want your potatoes mashed, you want them sliced and fried! Enter Wendy's because they're giving you that free Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger. Free. You gotta download the Wendy's app and make an order from there in order to get the free burger. But they don't say what you have to order, so if you order a drink and fries which are on special, any size for just a buck, that should get you the free burger.

I probably should have tested this out, like I did with the McDonald's app thing, but I didn't find out about this until after lunch, so I wasn't hungry anymore. Of course I could tell you about it Monday, but then you're missing out on three whole days worth of free burgers.

So go get the burger. Now.