Mom, we love you but wouldn’t want to be you!
Happy Mother's Day Weekend! If you're a mom, us guys love and appreciate you. I have been present at the birth of all of my children and that has helped me understand two fundamental facts. First of all, life and the moment of birth is a sacred gift from God Himself. Secondly, I wouldn't want to be a mother for anything in the world.
I don't know how moms do it. And, I'm sure mothers are thinking "of course he doesn't understand, he's never tried to hatch a watermelon". Truth is I'm not just talking about childbirth, although from a guy's perspective, that is terrifying. Moms have to deal with the "three H's":
Husbands are on their twice cause we're twice as much a pain in the backside and that's a conservative estimate. (All ladies probably nodding in agreement right now)
Babyzone.com has a list of the hormones that go crazy during pregnancy. If you're a guy, there's only one thing you need to know: RUN!
As a guy, I just want you to know if you're a mom, we love you. But, we wouldn't want to be you. We'll just stand back and admire you as you deal with stuff we're not capable of as a species. Happy Mother's Day Weekend!