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Girl Bit By Dolphin Reminds Me Of My Duck Encounter

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Did you hear about the young girl who was bit by a dolphin at SeaWorld?  I’m not saying that isn’t bad, but she should try getting bit by a duck.  I have and it’s not one of my proudest moments in life.

It happened back in 2002 or 2003 (I have tried my best to forget the specifics) at the St. Louis Zoo.  I love the St. Louis Zoo…but not their ducks.  I tried to pet a Mallard.  Admittedly, not a great idea to start with.

If you think a duck is a cute little feathered softy, check out what this duck did to this Doberman.

It’s no secret that of all the Looney Tunes, the meanest one was Daffy Duck.  Shouldn’t this be proof enough?

Moral of this story is be careful if you have a winter vacation to SeaWorld planned.  And, unless you want to endure a severe amount of mocking from your friends, watch out for the ducks in St. Louis.

 

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