zombies

The Missouri zombie response team is real and we can prove it.

Some say that a zombie apocalypse is inevitable. I don't know about that, but I do know I'd prefer to not be in St. Louis, Missouri if/when it begins. If you don't have the option to not be there, I can help you not survive with a little help from my friends.

I'm going to state something that sounds like it can't possibly be true, but it is. Millions of zombie cicadas are about to invade Illinois. It's a real thing and there's science to prove it. Oh, and they might already be on the way, too.

When the you-know-what hits the fan, you need to know where you need to go for safety. If a new ranking is accurate, there are 3 Missouri cities you should consider escaping to once the inevitable zombie apocalypse happens.

I think we can all agree at this point that it's not a matter of if but when a zombie apocalypse begins. What's the best place to survive the inevitable rise of the undead? In Missouri, there's only one clear best option.

I'll confess I don't exactly understand what I'm about to show you. It's a dead cicada in Illinois that has almost no body left, but it moves and I have video to prove it.

Someone near Walnut, Illinois has a lot of time on their hands. How do I know this? A driver just dropped video of someone near there that has created a creepy haunted zombie farm. Seriously.

I can honestly say I have ZERO desire to ever travel on Missouri's absolutely terrifying Zombie Road.

Even if you didn't win our Zombie Selfie contest, they still need background zombies for the commercial shoot. Think you're up for it?

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