As strange tales go, this is among the strangest I've ever heard. A newspaper story shared on Reddit tells about a Chicago man who was allegedly hit by a car then awoke in Tennessee and it just gets weirder from there.
Just because all of the Midwest states exist in the same part of America doesn't mean we all like each other. As a matter of fact, most of the time the opposite is true. It's likely that competitive venom that led to a hilarious Illinois map on Reddit that shows a spot-on prediction of what each state really thinks of its neighbors.
I could have saved this person a ton of time. A fancy new map declares that (*wait for it*) we have a lot of cows here in the tri-states. Yes, someone really devoted time out of their day to figuring this least surprising news ever out.
There's no easy way to say this, so I'm just gonna say it. I have video of a possum that was seen in Missouri doing donuts. I'm guessing you're going to need an explanation. I'll try.