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Police in Illinois a few days ago received a troubling phone call from an individual who told them that she was being trafficked.

There's a new bulletin warning that 76 in Illinois just learned this week that they're facing an imminent job layoff beginning early in March according to a document just shared with the state.

I don't know about you, but I'm pretty happy when I find that I had $50 that I didn't know about. The concept of $5 billion dollars is beyond my math comprehension. That's the number that a car maker is reportedly investing in a Illinois plant.

I might need a moment. Once I stop laughing, I'll explain how Illinois is reportedly (shockingly) the most normal state in America. Really.

The fact that this is a law means someone has done it before and gotten busted. I'm talking about a supremely dumb thing you could possibly do to a dog in Normal, Illinois that the law says would result in you going to jail.

There seem to be two types of people during the Christmas season. There are those who resemble Ebenezer Scrooge and others who channel their inner Clark W. Griswold. This is an example of that 2nd one. It's a Christmas light display in Illinois that Clark would be so proud of.

If you're gonna do something, why not go all out? That must be the philosophy of whoever created this massive Illinois Christmas display the occupies every possible inch of yard.