I've heard it said that no one likes a bragger. However, I've also heard it said that it isn't bragging if you can actually do it. With that in mind, I'm not meaning to brag, but sliced bread really was invented in Missouri and I can prove it.
It's a sad commentary on our current society that losers stealing delivery items on porches is on the rise. A genius guy on YouTube has come up with a simple yet brilliant idea that's easy to replicate if you have a small table and a mirror.