When wearing a while shirt like this one...
...do not shop at HyVee, unless you are a "helpful" type of person. Every time I do, at least 2 people come up to me and ask where something is in the store.
I live a weird life. Here's proof. I have a family connection to both Ashton Kutcher and Frank Fritz from American Pickers. I know. Weird. If you don't mind spending five minutes of your life that you'll never get back, I'll gladly explain the details. Again, don't say I didn't warn you. Five minutes you'll never get back...as Taylor Swift likes to say....EVER.