Doomsday plane

The 'Doomsday Plane' secretly flew over the Missouri bootheel recently and I can prove it.

The United States 'Doomsday Plane' is flying over the Midwest including Illinois for the first time in weeks and that's actually good news.

I am serious when I say relax when you see this. Yes, it is true that the United States "Doomsday Plane" flew over Missouri and Illinois last week. No, you shouldn't worry about it at all. Seriously.

I want this to be an assurance and not a cause for alarm. The United States 'doomsday plane' just flew into Illinois, but that's really not unusual.