Go Chiefs? Kansas City Dairy Company Offering ‘Eagle Tears’ Milk

I am an unapologetic Kansas City Chiefs fan so I got a massive laugh out of this. If you by some life misjudgment are Philadelphia Eagles fan, you might want to look the other way. A Kansas City area dairy company is still rubbing in the recent Super Bowl loss offering 'Eagle Tears' milk.

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If you can't read the small print on the bottle, I'll transpose for you. It says the following:

Have you ever tasted Eagles tears before? Neither had we. But, we gotta say we weren't expecting their flavor profile to so closely resemble cheesecake. Cheesesteak maybe. But, not cheesecake. Bottling them was no easy feat. We had to defeat the West, defend our home turf (twice!) and travel all the way to the desert and back. Make no mistake. The contents of this bottle are precious cargo. Savor it.

Well played, Shatto Milk Company. Well played. Considering the Kansas City Chiefs defeated the Philadelphia Eagles almost 3 months ago taking home the Vince Lombardi Trophy, I'm sure plenty of Eagles (fans) tears were indeed shed. The fact they're now bottled in milk we can drink is an added bonus.