This Is As Close To Seeing “Magic Mike” As I Will Ever Come

It may be time to sell my earthly belongings because the end may be near. MSNBC is reporting that Channing Tatum will be portraying Evel Knievel in an upcoming movie. I don't know much, but this I do know. This is the closest I will ever come to seeing the movie "Magic Mike".

Are you excited about the prospect of Channing Tatum as Evel Knievel? As I recall, (and don't take this the wrong way) but Evel Knievel was never that pretty. I can guarantee you that when I performed my infamous "Jump The Evel Knievel Doll Over The Creek Bed Stunt" that I've already publicized here, I never envisioned Channing Tatum as Evel. What say you?