Thanksgiving is fast approaching. In fact, you can probably hear shrieks of terror from folks who have drawn the short straw and are now responsible for cooking the feast. For those of us who have no cooking skills whatsoever and have been excused from any real responsibility, our focus is on which favorite food we'll go after first.

So, let's have a battle royale of Thanksgiving foods. What's your favorite? No limits on the number of votes you can cast, so may the best bird (or non-bird) win!  And, while you deliberate this big decision, here's a dude that likes to freak turkeys out...