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Genius awards today show us how NOT to break into a car, and why it was a bad day to have the last name Alvarez.

You've heard don't drink and drive, and don't text and drive before. Apparently now we have to tell people not to bird watch and drive. That and more in today's genius awards.

Today's genius awards beg the question, what on earth is wrong with people in Florida!?

Genius awards today go to two men who's burglary attempt at the place they worked was foiled by a butt-dial, and a guy who tried to pay his bar tab with a rock.

Genius Awards today include a politician who missed a vote because his underwear was too tight. You can't make this stuff up folks.

Winners of Genius Awards today include a British couple pepper sprayed by police for being... affectionate... in a bar bathroom; a man who played the trumpet while driving; and a man who robbed his own store.

Today's Genius Awards show how things like "KKK" can mean something completely different overseas.

Today's Genius Awards go to a woman desperate to get her pizza, and two drivers who were icy about getting a ticket for drunk driving.

Genius awards today include an interesting way police can be tipped off about a pot growing operation, and a woman who hit her boyfriend with her car, for probably the worst reason ever.

Today's genius awards are more proof that some people just don't understand how social media can work against them if they don't know how to use it. One girl lost a job, another guy got arrested thanks to social media stupidity.