One Million Likes

If I Can Just Get 1 Million Likes, I Will…
If I Can Just Get 1 Million Likes, I Will…
If I Can Just Get 1 Million Likes, I Will…
I have learned everything I need to know about life from Facebook. That's why I have realized that the secret to success is getting one million likes for something.  Recently, one million likes was tied to getting a puppy, fornication, among other things.  This one guy even got his sister to name her baby Megatron by getting one million likes.  So, I'm asking for one million Facebook likes for a v