If you're looking for a home in Illinois, you probably want one with character. I found one. The character it has is Michael Myers, the villain from the Halloween movies.
As you may have recognized, I was not on the radio last Thursday or Friday. Despite what you might have heard, I was not sunning myself on a Mexican beach. Truth is I was as far as you can get from a sunny beach. I was in Chicago. Since I'm a lifelong St. Louis Cardinal fan, I felt like Dracula driving into a garlic factory.