dumb

I want to be clear that this is not my opinion, but the internet thinks it knows where the dumbest town in Illinois is. While I think this small town is getting a bad rap, it's possible they should also buy a vowel.

Consider this a public service announcement that should have never had to have been made: Never climb onto the roof of a moving automobile to twerk.

Remember back when if you didn’t know something, you just continued to not know it? Yeah, those days are gone. Granted, limitless and instantaneous information is great and everything, but it does have a few drawbacks. Turns out, Americans ask some pretty stupid questions.