Don’t question this. Just embrace it for what it is.

The St. Louis Post Dispatch is reporting (reporting?) that bacon artist (bacon artist?) Nancy Baker will debut her masterpiece (masterpiece?) at this weekend’s Loufest in Forest Park, at which the real Chris Stapleton will headlining on Saturday evening.

The person who most closely estimates the number of meat strips comprising the grizzled Grammy winner’s hickory-smoked noggin will win free bacon for a year. That was a weird sentence.

And here's a bonus for you: a picture of Chris Stapleton and Kevin Bacon (just because).

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Anyway, that’s enough internet for today. Shut it down.