Seven Last Minute Quincy/Hannibal Costume Ideas
Still looking for a costume for Halloween? Perhaps something uniquely Quincy/Hannibal? Look no further.
What You’ll Need: Golden State Warriors jersey, Under Armour kicks, diaper
How to Pull It Off: Be adorable, post a bunch of pictures to Instagram, hang with Jimmy Kimmel
What You’ll Need: Blonde wig, dress, American flag pin, optimism
How to Pull It Off: Attend a Halloween party and charge people $100 each to hear you speak. Charge more for selfies. Don't talk to the media. Leave after 30 minutes.
What You’ll Need: Sunglasses, skinny jeans, fishing pole, paparazzi, smugness
How to Pull It Off: Complain about the heat until someone agrees to rent out the Hoffman Mansion for you. Then go fishing.
What You’ll Need: Hoodie, bandage, cigarette
How to Pull it Off: Casually stumble into other people’s conversations and photos. Chill. Drink. Don’t be trippin.
What You’ll Need: Four Hannibal LaGrange t-shirts, three friends that sort of look like you
How to Pull it Off: Be prepared to answer the same questions over and over. Take it all in stride. Be polite and generally awesome all around.
What You’ll Need: Cowboy Hat, Guitar, t-shirt that says “I Love Ayerco”
How to Pull It Off: Go on Facebook and tell everyone you’re coming to Hannibal. Do not come to Hannibal.
What You’ll Need: Ummm…armadillo costume? I don’t know. Use your imagination.
How to Pull It Off: Invade Hannibal. Freak out everyone. Try to not get hit by cars. Do the same thing next year, but in Palmyra.