I’ll hand it to this guy. He knows how to sell.

I found this ad for a 2007 Silverado on the Adams County Mancave Facebook group and I’m almost afraid to NOT buy it. I mean, I don’t even want the truck, nor do I know what most of those words mean, but it sounds freaking awesome and he sure as hell drives a hard bargain. Just listen to this sales pitch…

If I could kick myself in the nuts for doing this I would... anyway here she is, 2007 Chevy Silverado 4Xmuthafuggin4 hate to sell but I gotta little one and it's just not practical anymore, fiance says it's time to let her go (don't worry I'm still keeping the boat and the dirt bike!) As you can see she's a straight up neck breaker got an 8 inch lift sitting on brand new 35's with 100% tread so when you're cruising for dime pieces the chubby ones can't climb in! Some yuppy city boy owned it before me and I honestly don't think it had ever been off-road... It does have the 4.8l but before you speculate you better come check her out, she's no slouch! It's pulled several ppl out of ditches and even a few home. cold air intake, throttle body, k&n air filter, flowmaster turn down, and edge programmer are a few extras.

Now it's got a few minor scratches and dents but I'll remind you it's a TRUCK! Special edition heartbeat 2 tone leather seats and LT package 140,000 miles but she runs like a dream! Come check it out and hell if you buy it I might let you kick me in the nuts!

Sure does paint a picture, doesn't he? So what are you waiting for? Go buy this straight up neck breaker dime-piece picker-upper and take him up on his all-American offer before someone else does!

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