Your favorite local Irish pub must’ve had one heck of a St. Patrick’s Day, because they’re closed for the entire week while they undergo renovations.

Kidding about the St. Pat’s debauchery implication, of course. I’m sure this has been in their plans and on their calendar for a while. In any case, however, Kelly’s Tavern announced on their Facebook page that they’ll be closed for the rest of the week until Friday.

So if you’re looking to get your cheese soup fix, you’re just gonna have to deal with it for a few days. We’ll get through this together. Here I found this to tide you over. It’s pretty much the same thing, right?

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(And just like that, my computer exploded in a fireball of rage-fueled e-mails and tweets.)

I was just kidding, everyone! Relax!

Kelly’s re-opens at 11:00 on Friday, March 23. Hang in there, kids!