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This may seem obvious to people who know how stupid I am, but I don't understand why smart people think of the things they do.  I'll give you an example.  The Hubble Space Site has announced that they've discovered a fifth moon orbiting Pluto.  When I think of Pluto, here's what I envision...

And, even if I was thinking about the planet Pluto.  Oh, that's right.  Smart people say it's a dwarf and not a planet.  OK...even if I thought about the dwarf Pluto, I wouldn't be looking for a moon.  Here are five things that come to my mind more often than the planet dwarf Pluto.

1. Soap that I bought for my kids that is shaped like Shrek.

2. Pudding

3. Synchronized swimming at the Olympics

4. Blank stares by people who drive by my house

5. What color pen I'll use to deface pictures of Justin Bieber on the front of magazines at Walmart

Don't misunderstand.  I'm happy there are dorks in a room somewhere looking for moons orbiting Pluto.  Just don't expect me to understand why they think of stuff like that.  I'll go back to doing what I was doing.  (*Blank Stare*)