DROP WHAT YOU’RE DOING for a Blake Shelton Concert

Blake Shelton announced via twitter that he's doing a free concert at the Whiskey Tango in Grain Valley, MO, just outside of Kansas City. Google Maps puts that at three hours and 25 minutes away, driving the speed limit. Since we do not in any way, shape or form condone breaking the law or speeding, I suggest you leave right this second and get in line for the show. Doors open at 7:30, must be 21 to enter, and only the first 2,500 people will be allowed in. FREE CONCERT!