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Can Someone Please Stop The Grunting In Tennis?

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As I mentioned yesterday, I miss NASCAR. So, I have resorted to watching…um…other things on television until real sports resume (NASCAR!). This week, it’s Australian Open tennis.  Only one problem.  There is an unusual amount of grunting going on there. 

Believe it or not, I really do love tennis.  Played quite a lot back in the day (and I have the embarrassing shorts to prove it), but I really don’t understand why there is so much grunting.  After watching a full week of the Australian Open, I don’t think I’ve heard this much grunting since someone put too much Tabasco sauce in their chili during New London Park Days.  And apparently, I’m not the only one troubled by this.  This guy made an entire video about Victoria Azarenka’s grunting.

I have a theory that these lady tennis players may not be ladies at all…but instead are really red-tailed hawks.

Notice the similar tone of the screech?!?  Yes, this should make it even more obvious that I really NEED NASCAR to start soon.  Otherwise, I will be the one who’s screaming.

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