Can Anyone Figure Out What These Messages Mean?

So, we get our fair share of Facebook correspondence here, and the vast majority of it is very kind. We like these messages! Keep sending them!

But every so often, we get a messages that leave us scratching our collective heads in utter confusion.

Case in point, our most recent seven messages. I have no idea what the hell we’re talking about.

Winds of guidance? Dr. Who? Selena Moreno? Texans, Seattle Seahawks, Houston Rockets, Seattle Supersonics (they’re not even a team anymore, are they?)?

David? WHO IS DAVID!!??

“Licker Systems Incorporated” sounds like something I definitely shouldn’t be Googling at work.

JBL or KBL and your family. Is that a question? Because no offense to JBL or KBL, but I pick my family. And it’s not even close.

“I am not sure how long it will be notified that disclosing copying distributing,” she writes. I too am unsure of how long whatever it is you just said is…or was…or will be.

Anyway, can ANYONE make any sense of this??